If you give Mountain Dew to an elephant, the elephant will go crazy
When the elephant goes crazy, it will break down the cage that it is in at the zoo.
Then when the elephant breaks down the cage that it is in, it will stomp on people.
When these people get stomped on, they will die because the elephant is so ponderous.
After the people die, a policeman will try to arrest the elephant for murder.
After the policeman tries to arrest the elephant, the elephant will demolish the police car.
Since the elephant demolished the police car, the policeman that owns the car won't have a vehicle.
Because the cop doesn't have a car, he will have to walk everywhere.
If the cop has to walk everywhere, his legs will fall off.
After the legs of the cop falls off, this man won't be able to walk.
When this cop can't walk, he will have to be in a wheelchair.
Since the cop is in a wheelchair, this person will be depressed for the rest of their life.
So, that is what happens if you give Mountain Dew to an elephant.
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