Camping vs. Staying in a Hotel
Between these two vacation expeditions, I would rather stay in a hotel because of the reasons below.
Things that you can only have camping:
When you are camping you have to have baum fires to cook your food. Another thing is that you have to sleep in an agonizing sleeping bag. Also you have no cable TV. One of the major differences is not having a flushing toilet when you are camping. The exceptional things about camping are having peace and quiet, also being able to go fishing.
Things that you can only have when staying in a hotel:
When you are staying in a hotel you have a mini fridge and microwave. Also you have a comfy bed to sleep in. I also would rather stay in a hotel than camp because you have a flushing toilet when staying in a hotel. Another thing is when staying in a hotel you have cable TV. The thing that I like best about staying in a hotel is you normally have a hot tub and pool.
Similarities:
Both of these vacations expeditions provide shelter for you. Also they provide a room for which you will sleep in. Another thing is they are both vacations, and they both have food.
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Monday, November 25, 2013
If You Give Mountain Dew to and Elephant
If You Give Mountain Dew to an Elephant
If you give Mountain Dew to an elephant, the elephant will go crazy
When the elephant goes crazy, it will break down the cage that it is in at the zoo.
Then when the elephant breaks down the cage that it is in, it will stomp on people.
When these people get stomped on, they will die because the elephant is so ponderous.
After the people die, a policeman will try to arrest the elephant for murder.
After the policeman tries to arrest the elephant, the elephant will demolish the police car.
Since the elephant demolished the police car, the policeman that owns the car won't have a vehicle.
Because the cop doesn't have a car, he will have to walk everywhere.
If the cop has to walk everywhere, his legs will fall off.
After the legs of the cop falls off, this man won't be able to walk.
When this cop can't walk, he will have to be in a wheelchair.
Since the cop is in a wheelchair, this person will be depressed for the rest of their life.
If you give Mountain Dew to an elephant, the elephant will go crazy
When the elephant goes crazy, it will break down the cage that it is in at the zoo.
Then when the elephant breaks down the cage that it is in, it will stomp on people.
When these people get stomped on, they will die because the elephant is so ponderous.
After the people die, a policeman will try to arrest the elephant for murder.
After the policeman tries to arrest the elephant, the elephant will demolish the police car.
Since the elephant demolished the police car, the policeman that owns the car won't have a vehicle.
Because the cop doesn't have a car, he will have to walk everywhere.
If the cop has to walk everywhere, his legs will fall off.
After the legs of the cop falls off, this man won't be able to walk.
When this cop can't walk, he will have to be in a wheelchair.
Since the cop is in a wheelchair, this person will be depressed for the rest of their life.
So, that is what happens if you give Mountain Dew to an elephant.
Monday, November 11, 2013
My Morning Routine
My Morning Routine
The first thing that I do every wonderful morning before school is get up at 6:25-6:30 A.M. After that most critical action I take a shower and get dressed. Once I get dressed I go to the bathroom, do my hair, and put deodorant and perfume on.
Then I go out to the kitchen and eat some breakfast. Which normally is either cereal, toaster strudels, or toast. Then the fifth thing I do each glacial morning is get my winter coat and shoes on. After those things then I make sure that everything is in my backpack and put it on.
The final step of each morning before going to school is walking out the door and out to the car. Then I get in, and one of my family members will bring me to Earlville Elementary to have me get on the normally, crammed bus. From there on I just ride the bus to Delhi.
The final step of each morning before going to school is walking out the door and out to the car. Then I get in, and one of my family members will bring me to Earlville Elementary to have me get on the normally, crammed bus. From there on I just ride the bus to Delhi.
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Play Volleyball!
PLAY VOLLEYBALL!!
Volleyball is a preeminent sport to play. You should try playing it sometime. That is because while playing it you are spending time with your friends and spending time with my friends is great. Also it is a very exhilarating sport because when you hit the ball over the net and it lands on the floor, then you get a point. Another thing that I like about Volleyball is that it increases your essential hand-eye coordination level. I think that hand-eye coordination is very important because you use it in almost every sport, except soccer. More people should play volleyball because of all the reasons I stated above and more. SO, TRY VOLLEYBALL SOON!
Thursday, October 24, 2013
All About Dwyane Wade
Dwayne Wade
During this selection I am going to be informing you about amazing Dwayne Wade and my totally true opinion on him.
SO, READ WHAT IS BELOW!
Dwayne's Basketball Career:
Dwayne started playing NBA Basketball in the 2003-2004 season for the excellent Miami Heat team. Also in 2004 he represented the United States in the Athens Summer Olympic Games. As of this year, he has played NBA Basketball for eight years. Now that I read all of this information I conclude that Dwayne's perspective toward basketball is positive because he wouldn't play in the NBA if it wasn't.
Dwayne's Character:
In 2011, Dwayne and the Wade's World Foundation hosted two charity events in Los Angeles, California. Also in 2010, Dwayne and the Mourning Company developed the "Athlete's Relief Fund for Haiti." They raised over $1 million dollars! Another thoughtful thing he did was in 2007 Dwayne himself sponsored three homes in the Lower Ninth Ward in New Orleans. So, because he did all of that I conclude that Dwayne cares very much about other people.
Now that you have read my amazing story, you now know more about Dwayne Wade and what I think about him.
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
The Provolone Cheese Disaster
The Provolone Cheese Disaster
"Where do you want to go eat today," said Samantha?
" I don't know, I guess Subway, " I conversed.
Every Saturday we go to a restaurant in town. So we went to meet up with our friend John. When we got to his enormous house and knocked on the door he came running out to meet us.
John said to us, " I'm ready to go."
Samantha then said, " Okay, then I guess we are ready to head there."
So we walked to Subway. I guess we all felt like getting chicken today. So we all ordered the Oven Roasted Chicken sandwich with provolone cheese, lettuce, pickles, and tomatoes.
We sat down and I said, "I sure hope this will be a great meal because I am hungry!"
So the three of us ate our sandwiches and finished them. We waited a little bit to leave because we didn't want to get a stomache.
Then when we were about to walk out the door Samantha said, " I feel sick."
That made me say, " Are you just saying that or do you really feel sick."
She said, " I really feel sick." So then she ran over to the bathroom and threw up. Guess what happened next. John said he felt sick also and went over to the bathroom and threw up.
When they were both done with the puking business they came back to me and John said, "I sure hope you don't throw up also, We all got the same exact thing on our subs. "
I said to them, "Well what do you guys think you put on your sub that made you sick?"
Samantha said, " I have gotten all that stuff on my sandwich before except the provolone cheese. "
Then John said," Me too."
I answered back, " Well, I sure hope I don't get sick." Then my stomach started hurting and the next thing I knew there was puke all over the ground and on the other customers. Everybody that got vomited on started screaming, threw their subs away, and ran out of the building.
I said to my friends, "I guess we all had some bad lunch today." So we left Subway to go home. We had a pretty nauseating lunch, and we didn't even know it. When we got to John's house to bring him home he said, " I think we should never get that disgusting, puke-making provolone cheese ever again." "I agree," said Samantha.
"Me too, " I said. We said goodbye to him and walked on home to our own houses.
"Where do you want to go eat today," said Samantha?
" I don't know, I guess Subway, " I conversed.
Every Saturday we go to a restaurant in town. So we went to meet up with our friend John. When we got to his enormous house and knocked on the door he came running out to meet us.
John said to us, " I'm ready to go."
Samantha then said, " Okay, then I guess we are ready to head there."
So we walked to Subway. I guess we all felt like getting chicken today. So we all ordered the Oven Roasted Chicken sandwich with provolone cheese, lettuce, pickles, and tomatoes.
We sat down and I said, "I sure hope this will be a great meal because I am hungry!"
So the three of us ate our sandwiches and finished them. We waited a little bit to leave because we didn't want to get a stomache.
Then when we were about to walk out the door Samantha said, " I feel sick."
That made me say, " Are you just saying that or do you really feel sick."
She said, " I really feel sick." So then she ran over to the bathroom and threw up. Guess what happened next. John said he felt sick also and went over to the bathroom and threw up.
When they were both done with the puking business they came back to me and John said, "I sure hope you don't throw up also, We all got the same exact thing on our subs. "
I said to them, "Well what do you guys think you put on your sub that made you sick?"
Samantha said, " I have gotten all that stuff on my sandwich before except the provolone cheese. "
Then John said," Me too."
I answered back, " Well, I sure hope I don't get sick." Then my stomach started hurting and the next thing I knew there was puke all over the ground and on the other customers. Everybody that got vomited on started screaming, threw their subs away, and ran out of the building.
I said to my friends, "I guess we all had some bad lunch today." So we left Subway to go home. We had a pretty nauseating lunch, and we didn't even know it. When we got to John's house to bring him home he said, " I think we should never get that disgusting, puke-making provolone cheese ever again." "I agree," said Samantha.
"Me too, " I said. We said goodbye to him and walked on home to our own houses.
Thursday, September 26, 2013
The Squeaky Toy Mystery
All of a sudden I was colliding with a black dog and then he asked me who I was and why I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
I said, " Why do you need to know, I don't even know who you are".
"My name is Oliver", said the black dog, " And sorry for running into you. "
I replied, " I am sorry too, and my name is Emma. "
"Hey, is that squeaky toy over there yours," said Oliver.
"Um, no," I remarked.
"Well, do you want to go with me to ask other dogs if it is theirs. "
" I guess so," I said.
"Okay, then lets get going," said Oliver. So we walked for about 20 minutes and still couldn't find the owner of the squeaky toy.
Then I finally said to Oliver, " I think we should just stop for a while since we can't find whose it is."
Then Oliver said, " Well, I guess we will wait to see whose it is." Then when Oliver and I were going to go back to our owners the dog park bully, Cain, came up to us.
He revealed to Oliver, " What are you doing with my toy!!!!"
I replied to him, "Oh, this is yours, we were trying to find the dog who owns it.
" Well, you have no reason to take my toy, I was looking everywhere for it, " said Cain.
So Oliver says, " We were just trying to help out, geez."
Then Cain says, " Don't talk to me like that or I will bite you." So I just gave Cain his squeaky toy and walked away. Oliver followed me and never bothered Oliver or me again.
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Little Red Riding Hood Package
Little Red Riding Hood Package
Supplies:
girl
red cape
wolf
grandma
forest
cabin
night gown \
Step 1: Insert girl into forest.
Step 2: Put red cape on her.
Step 3: Have the girl walk to the minuscule cabin which her elderly grandma lives in.
Step 4: When she reaches the cabin, have the wolf dress up in her grandma's night gown.
Step 5: Insert into her brain that her grandma is in the night gown.
Step 6: Make grandma, A.K.A wolf, call to Little Red that she can come in.
Step 7: Have Little Red open the door to come in.
Step 8: Tell Little Red to walk over to the enormous bed and say, " Oh Grandma, what big teeth you have." Then have wolf lunge at Little Red and say, " ARE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH! "
Step 9: Make action by having little red scream and the real grandma bust out of the closet next to them with a broom. Then have the grandma beat the wolf with it and yell at him to leave and run away. So, the wolf does what he was told and the grandma and Little Red live happily ever after.
Supplies:
girl
red cape
wolf
grandma
forest
cabin
night gown \
Step 1: Insert girl into forest.
Step 2: Put red cape on her.
Step 3: Have the girl walk to the minuscule cabin which her elderly grandma lives in.
Step 4: When she reaches the cabin, have the wolf dress up in her grandma's night gown.
Step 5: Insert into her brain that her grandma is in the night gown.
Step 6: Make grandma, A.K.A wolf, call to Little Red that she can come in.
Step 7: Have Little Red open the door to come in.
Step 8: Tell Little Red to walk over to the enormous bed and say, " Oh Grandma, what big teeth you have." Then have wolf lunge at Little Red and say, " ARE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH! "
Step 9: Make action by having little red scream and the real grandma bust out of the closet next to them with a broom. Then have the grandma beat the wolf with it and yell at him to leave and run away. So, the wolf does what he was told and the grandma and Little Red live happily ever after.
Friday, September 6, 2013
My Headbands
HEADBANDS FOR SALE! I want you to buy them, so here are some reasons why. They are very comfortable and match with everything. Also they are stylish and come in different materials. Those materials are cotton, spandex, and some are thread.
Others have cotton on the bottom and sparkles on the top. The headbands are not tight and fit just right.
My opinion is that they are the best homemade headbands around. I have a couple more reasons why I think you should buy at least one headband or more. One of the reasons is that they come in three sizes: small, medium, and large. I think all people that sell headbands should make them in different sizes because not everybody has the same size of head. Also the second reason why I think you should buy one is because they are made very strongly. Now those are all of the reasons why you should buy my homemade headbands. Get some of them soon!
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Emmy's Awesome Hobbies
During this blog post I am going to write about my awesome and exciting hobbies. Well, I like to do lots of things like play sports, go places, hang out with my family. The sports I like to play are softball, volleyball, and basketball. Playing sports is my number one hobby. The places that I like to go are amusement parks and water parks, or places where kids can have fun.
Since I stated that I like to play sports I will now talk about them. My favorite sport out of softball, volleyball, and basketball is volleyball. I like that the best because that sport I am the best at. Last year for volleyball I played for a team where every Sunday we went to a recreation center. Every game we played a different team. Out of all the games we only lost one. I think that is totally awesome! Sometimes the game can get pretty intense, only if the ball has kept getting hit up.
Now I will type about softball. During my last softball season I didn't play much because I had injured my foot before the season started. I did play at least 5 or 6 games. The position I played most was catcher. That spot is not easy. Sometimes the balls were on the ground or way up in the air that I couldn't even reach. Also your legs get very tired after like five minutes. I only played a couple other spots and they were outfield and second base.
When I am at amusement parks and water parks I like to ride the scary rides and exciting rides. Also some calm ones. My most favorite waterpark that I have been to is Oceans of Fun.
Since I haven't talked about how much I love to hang out with my friends, I guess I will now. When I am with my friends I like to go swimming with them or go get our nails done. Other things are have sleepovers and play sports together. I don't know what in the world I would do without them.
Now that I have typed about all my hobbies I will have to end soon. I can't just keep typing about nothing. So now I am done talking about all of my hobbies and explaining them.
Since I stated that I like to play sports I will now talk about them. My favorite sport out of softball, volleyball, and basketball is volleyball. I like that the best because that sport I am the best at. Last year for volleyball I played for a team where every Sunday we went to a recreation center. Every game we played a different team. Out of all the games we only lost one. I think that is totally awesome! Sometimes the game can get pretty intense, only if the ball has kept getting hit up.
Now I will type about softball. During my last softball season I didn't play much because I had injured my foot before the season started. I did play at least 5 or 6 games. The position I played most was catcher. That spot is not easy. Sometimes the balls were on the ground or way up in the air that I couldn't even reach. Also your legs get very tired after like five minutes. I only played a couple other spots and they were outfield and second base.
When I am at amusement parks and water parks I like to ride the scary rides and exciting rides. Also some calm ones. My most favorite waterpark that I have been to is Oceans of Fun.
Since I haven't talked about how much I love to hang out with my friends, I guess I will now. When I am with my friends I like to go swimming with them or go get our nails done. Other things are have sleepovers and play sports together. I don't know what in the world I would do without them.
Now that I have typed about all my hobbies I will have to end soon. I can't just keep typing about nothing. So now I am done talking about all of my hobbies and explaining them.
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Emmy's Great Summer
This summer was one of my favorite summers. When summer began I went swimming and stayed home for most of the time. As well, I had softball games. Then in the middle of June I went to go stay with one of my sisters. I was there for about 2 weeks. When I was there we went to a water park named Lost Island. It was a lot of fun! Then in July my sister, her boyfriend, and I went to Kansas City, Missouri. While we were there we went to an amusement park and water park. They are connected. I went on about 10 rides at the water park and 3 at the amusement park. The name of them were Worlds of Fun and Oceans of Fun.
Another thing we did was go to a place called Cosmic Jump. What they have there is 50 foot long trampolines that go up in the middle. It was thrilling there. We were in Kansas City for 5 days. When we got back I stayed home with my mom for most of the time. If I wasn't at home I was at the pool. Besides those things I didn't do anything else. Now that you read about one of my favorite summers I guess it is time to stop typing, so I hope you thought that reading about my summer was exciting!
Another thing we did was go to a place called Cosmic Jump. What they have there is 50 foot long trampolines that go up in the middle. It was thrilling there. We were in Kansas City for 5 days. When we got back I stayed home with my mom for most of the time. If I wasn't at home I was at the pool. Besides those things I didn't do anything else. Now that you read about one of my favorite summers I guess it is time to stop typing, so I hope you thought that reading about my summer was exciting!
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