The Squeaky Toy Mystery

                    All of a sudden I was colliding with a black dog and then he asked me who I was and why I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
      I said, " Why do you need to know, I don't even know who you are".
    "My name is Oliver", said the black dog, " And sorry for running into you. "
      I replied, " I am sorry too,  and my name is Emma. "
    "Hey, is that squeaky toy over there yours," said Oliver.
    "Um, no," I remarked.
    "Well, do you want to go with me to ask other dogs if it is theirs. "
    " I guess so," I said.
    "Okay, then lets get going," said Oliver.  So we walked for about 20 minutes and still couldn't find the owner of the squeaky toy.
      Then I finally said to Oliver, " I think we should just stop for a while since we can't find whose it is."
 Then Oliver said, " Well, I guess we will wait to see whose it is."  Then when Oliver and I were going to go back to our owners the dog park bully, Cain, came up to us.      
      He revealed to Oliver, " What are you doing with my toy!!!!"
       I replied to him, "Oh, this is yours, we were trying to find the dog who owns it.
   " Well, you have no reason to take my toy, I was looking everywhere for it, " said Cain.
      So Oliver says, " We were just trying to help out, geez."
     Then Cain says, " Don't talk to me like that or I will bite you." So I just gave Cain his squeaky toy and walked away.  Oliver followed me and never bothered Oliver or me again.

Little Red Riding Hood Package

                 Little Red Riding Hood Package  

                                          Supplies:
                                          girl
                                          red cape
                                          wolf
                                          grandma
                                          forest
                                          cabin
                                          night gown \

Step 1: Insert girl into forest.

Step 2: Put red cape on her.

Step 3: Have the girl walk to the minuscule cabin which her elderly grandma lives in.

Step 4: When she reaches the cabin, have the wolf dress up in her grandma's night gown.

Step 5: Insert into her brain that her grandma is in the night gown.

Step 6: Make grandma, A.K.A wolf, call to Little Red that she can come in.

Step 7:  Have Little Red open the door to come in.

Step 8:  Tell Little Red to walk over to the enormous bed and say, " Oh Grandma, what big teeth you have."  Then have wolf lunge at Little Red and say, " ARE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH! " 

Step 9: Make action by having little red scream and the real grandma bust out of the closet next to them with a broom.  Then have the grandma beat the wolf with it and yell at him to leave and run away.  So, the wolf does what he was told and the grandma and Little Red live happily ever after.
                             

               

       

My Headbands

           
          HEADBANDS FOR SALE!  I want you to buy them, so here are some reasons why.  They are very comfortable and match with everything.  Also they are stylish and come in different materials.  Those materials are cotton, spandex, and some are thread.
Others have cotton on the bottom and sparkles on the top.  The headbands are not tight and fit just right.


          My opinion is that they are the best homemade headbands around.  I have a couple more reasons why I think you should buy at least one headband or more. One of the reasons is that they come in three sizes: small, medium, and large.  I think all people that sell headbands should make them in different sizes because not everybody has the same size of head.  Also the second reason why I think you should buy one is because they are made very strongly.  Now those are all of the reasons why you should buy my homemade headbands.  Get some of them soon!