Camping vs Staying in a Hotel

                           Camping vs. Staying in a Hotel

Between these two vacation expeditions, I would rather stay in a hotel because of the reasons below. 


                  Things that you can only have camping: 
When you are camping you have to have baum fires to cook your food.  Another thing is that you have to sleep in an agonizing sleeping bag.  Also you have no cable TV.  One of the major differences is not having a flushing toilet when you are camping. The exceptional things about camping are having peace and quiet, also being able to go fishing. 


             Things that you can only have when staying in a hotel:
When you are staying in a hotel you have a mini fridge and microwave.  Also you have a comfy bed to sleep in.  I also would rather stay in a hotel than camp because you have a flushing toilet when staying in a hotel.  Another thing is when staying in a hotel you have cable TV.  The thing that I like best about staying in a hotel is you normally have a hot tub and pool. 


                                            Similarities:
Both of these vacations expeditions provide shelter for you.  Also they provide a room for which you will sleep in.  Another thing is they are both vacations, and they both have food. 

If You Give Mountain Dew to and Elephant

       If You Give Mountain Dew to an Elephant

If you give Mountain Dew to an elephant, the elephant will go crazy

When the elephant goes crazy, it will break down the cage that it is in at the zoo.  

Then when the elephant breaks down the cage that it is in, it will stomp on people.  

When these people get stomped on, they will die because the elephant is so ponderous.  

After the people die, a policeman will try to arrest the elephant for murder.  

After the policeman tries to arrest the elephant, the elephant will demolish the police car.  

Since the elephant demolished the police car, the policeman that owns the car won't have a vehicle.  

Because the cop doesn't have a car,  he will have to walk everywhere.  

If the cop has to walk everywhere, his legs will fall off.  

After the legs of the cop falls off,  this man won't be able to walk.  

When this cop can't walk, he will have to be in a wheelchair.  

Since the cop is in a wheelchair, this person will be depressed for the rest of their life.

     So, that is what happens if you give Mountain Dew to an elephant.

My Morning Routine

          My Morning Routine

       The first thing that I do every wonderful morning before school is get up at 6:25-6:30 A.M.  After that most critical action I take a shower and get dressed.  Once I get dressed I go to the bathroom, do my hair, and put deodorant and perfume on. 

       Then I go out to the kitchen and eat some breakfast.  Which normally is either cereal, toaster strudels, or toast.  Then the fifth thing I do each glacial morning is get my winter coat and shoes on.  After those things then I make sure that everything is in my backpack and put it on.  

       The final step of each morning before going to school is walking out the door and out to the car.  Then I get in, and one of my family members will bring me to Earlville Elementary to have me get on the normally, crammed bus.  From there on I just ride the bus to Delhi.